Ask Uncle Issa - Answer With a Pinch of Pepper

  Ask Uncle ISSA Disclaimer:  Uncle Issa advises you to take   the information below with a pinch of salt. These are my humorous observations, not a recipe for relationship bliss. If you need expert advice, find it elsewhere, not here. Read till the end, with a smile! Question: My name is Brave Saul. I want to introduce my mistress to my wife, but she doesn't think it's a good idea. How do I do it painlessly for both my mistress and my wife? Answer: Dear Brave Saul, Wow, you’re really living on the edge, aren’t you? In the army, you would be a two-star general. But this sounds like the plot for a romance movie. Not too many people I know would like to bring TNT and dynamite together, but hey, if you’re determined to navigate this minefield (not to mention the resulting explosion), here are three options: The Surprise Party : First things first: If you’ve ever considered having a bodyguard, there’s no better time than now. Get one before you do this. Throw a surprise par...