Ask Uncle Issa - Answer With a Pinch of Pepper

Disclaimer:  Please be aware that the preceding response contains elements of humour and sarcasm intended for entertainment. The following section offers more direct and practical advice regarding your situation. For professional guidance on marital issues, please consult with a qualified marriage counsellor or therapist. Ask uncle Issa Question: Please help! My marriage is on a downhill roll after five years. I was courted and lifted off my feet by a man that I eventually married, but he doesn’t behave like my prince charming. He does not treat me the same way. I'm exhausted just trying to be nice.  For how long am I to tolerate this? And yet he puts the blame on me. He says that I don’t seem to have time for him and that my job is more important, but that’s not true. I put a lot of premium on our marriage, and I want it to work. Please advise me. Answer: After five years, your marriage is on a downhill trajectory. Let me be open with you. The rollercoaster started the moment...