Ask Uncle Issa - Answer With a Pinch of Pepper

Head size vs intelligence – Uncle Issa explains Disclaimer: Please be aware that the preceding response from Uncle Issa contains humorous and sarcastic explanations intended for entertainment. The section that follows Uncle Issa’s advice provides a serious and expert perspective on the relationship between head size, brainpower, and brain function. Be sure to read to the end. Dear Uncle Issa, My friend has a huge head but zero brainpower. I’m an artist, so naturally, I believe I am a right-brained genius. My creativity is off the charts! But then there’s my friend—he has a massive head, yet somehow, I’ve outperformed him in every school subject. Shouldn’t his big brain mean he’s a genius? Does my artistic brain help me remember things better than his oversized but seemingly useless one? And while we're at it, what exactly does the brain do other than make me ask weird questions? Explain this mystery before I start measuring people’s heads to predict their intelligence! Unc...