Ask Uncle Issa - Answer With a Pinch of Pepper

  Ask Uncle ISSA A reader asks how to grow hair on a bald head—and Uncle Issa delivers three eccentric, hilarious, and maybe-questionable remedies rooted in Kenyan humor Kenyan man visualizing hair growth—Uncle Issa humor Disclaimer:  Uncle Issa advises you to take   the information below with a pinch of salt (or maybe some chili. These are my humorous observations, not a recipe for growing hair or a guarantee for a bushy head. If you need expert advice, find it elsewhere, not here. Read till the end, with a smile! Question: Dear Uncle Issa. I am asking this knowing fully well that you have no hair on your head. I have a bald head too and have made a New Year's resolution to grow some hair. Help me with a workable solution even though you seem quite comfortable with your ‘fly airport head.’ Answer: Dear Ambitious Hairless, Thanks for noticing my fly airport head. Hardly anybody notices my bald head, except of course the insects, as you have remarked; my head is a classi...